GUYS! oh guys oh guys oh guys
Guess what?!
After the trauma that was last week, I decided to take a step further on my sexual journey and go down a new, so far undiscovered path — SEX TOYS
I’m not embarrassed if my honest – I think now is the right time to invest.
I have two vibrators and both are from Ann Summers. The first one I bought, I went in pretty blindfolded so I got the classic rampant rabbit back in September which sounds like a winner, doesn’t it? It is pretty darn long and pretty darn wide. It has little metal balls in the shaft which rotate, and it has got some little ‘rabbit ears’ which vibrate which is pretty revolutionary in my humble opinion. The problem is, although I could use the ears, I can’t, for the life of me, get that shaft in my vag.
I bought it online and it did come extremely discreetly, in a nice plain box with no suggestion. The postman came as I was walking down the street so I ran back up the street and wrestled it out of his arms in excitement (no, not that kind!). I do feel for Ann Summers a little as they are missing out on a lot of juicy advertisement potential.
That was earlier this year but in April, I followed the eye-opening forum which led me back to the wondorous world of Ann Summers.I must have spent half an hour staring open mouthed (in confusion) at the vibrators before picking a little neat looking pink one that said it had a lot of settings. At the till the shop assistant works her magic and convinces me I need a different vibrator and that I need some cleaning wipes to go with it (which is probably true). It was actually really helpful. She pointed out to me the one I selected was only external use and the other one was slightly bigger but had more funky settings.
I don’t know if you have come into contact with sex toys – I’m looking at all genders, ages, races, animals here HMM, but I seriously would recommend. Get yourself out there and TREAT YO SELF. What do we think about sex toys? I bet some people reading already have butt plugs and whips and beads but you know what I’m a bit behind ok – the world of sex is a scary place for my little brain… and vag.
